Art Buchwald

Forei^osrdA tall, thin, handsome man with hom-rimmed glasses and a cigar in his mouth handed his vicuna coat to the hat-check girl at the Sans Souci restaurant in Washington. He gave her a wink. Paul, the maître d'hotel, rushed up the steps and said, "Monsieur Buchwald, Henry Kissinger just called...

THE JOINT RETURN THE GHOST OF LYNDON B. The ghost of Lyndon Johnson was raised by President Nixon at a press conference in Disney World. Mr. Nixon told AP managing editors it was Mr. Johnson who gave him the secret on how to get out of paying income taxes when you hold the highest office in the...