Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody [antikvár]

Chapter One THE TROUBLE WITH MUDDLES The Hogwash School for Wizards was the most famous school in the wizarding world, and Bariy Trotter was its most famous student. His mere presence made sure that each year, twenty candidates applied for every open spot, no matter how rapacious Hogwash's tuition became. As a result, Barry and the school had come to an unspoken agreement: regardless of his gr'ades, Barry could remain at Hogwash as long as he wished. He had just begun his eleventh year. This arrangement made studying unnecessary, and turned each evening from a time of frenzied scholarship to one of relaxed contemplation of the day 's events. There was also, ample time for mischief. Sprawled sideways across an overstuffed chair in the Grittyfloor Common Room, in front of a cozy multicoloured fire, Barry silently pitied the other students. And